SENIOR GENERATION - PERFECT  COMEBACK!

 

A college student challenged a senior citizen, saying,  "It is impossible
for your generation to understand my generation. You grew up in a different
world.  Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, nuclear energy,
computers..."

Taking advantage of a pause in the student's litany, the geezer said,
"You're right.  We didn't have those things when we were young; so we
invented them!  What are you doing for the next generation?"