A woman walks into a drug store and tells the
pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do
you need cyanide?" The woman then explained she needed it to poison her
husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't
give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my
license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kind of bad things will
happen! Absolutely not! You can NOT have any cyanide!" Then the woman
reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the
pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well
now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."