Humor: Viagra Advertising Slogans:

In the middle of a particularly stressful week, the owner of a small company called a staff meeting . When everyone gathered, the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a contest, whose theme was "Viagra advertising slogans."

They formed teams, and the only rule was they had to use past ad slogans (for other products) that captured the essence of Viagra.  Later, they turned in their suggestions, and created a "Top Ten List." After all the laughter and camaraderie,
the rest of the week went well for everyone.

Here are the Top 10 recycled advertising slogans for Viagra:

10. Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.

8. Viagra, Like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a woman, but made for a man.

3. Viagra, Tastes great!........More filling!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!

(Unanimous number one slogan)
1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any
questions?