The Best Patients
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on:
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table
because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is colour coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best,
Everything inside is in alphabetical order.
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those
guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when
the job takes longer than you said it would.
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:" You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls,
no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.